Why testicles get "satchy"

Discussion in 'The Gutter' started by baltimore, Oct 10, 2003.

  1. Oct 10, 2003 #1
    baltimore

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    Some days i ride (usually humid days) my testicles are really satchy, and get in the way of my riding. Maybe i shouldnt wear boxers..i dunno. These things hang over my seat like fucking saddlebags. Anybody else have problems like this? :?
     
    baltimore, Oct 10, 2003
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  3. Oct 10, 2003 #2
    OTAdmin

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    can't say I know what satchy is :?
     
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  5. Oct 10, 2003 #3
    baltimore

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    satchy...you know. really droopy. Oposite of tight!
     
    baltimore, Oct 10, 2003
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  6. Oct 10, 2003 #4
    TrialsinKy

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    quit reading playboys before you ride and you wont have that problem!
     
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  7. Oct 10, 2003 #5
    baltimore

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    i swear to god, after posting this thread, i go riding.... go to pedal kick this gap and my chain breaks in half. Then i proceed to land on my balls against the stem :wtf: karma sucks
     
    baltimore, Oct 10, 2003
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  8. Oct 11, 2003 #6
    AgrAde

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    was riding on my xc... ball slips down between my leg and my seat so its under the seat. stand up without providing ample gap for my ball go ascend between my leg and the seat.

    ouchies :(
     
    AgrAde, Oct 11, 2003
    AgrAde, Oct 11, 2003
  9. Oct 11, 2003 #7
    baltimore

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    a friend of mine sat on his tire and it sucked his balls between the mini seat and his tire. I wasnt there to witness it but he felt the need to show everybody :greddy:
     
    baltimore, Oct 11, 2003
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  10. Oct 11, 2003 #8
    OTAdmin

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    My Balls are hurting right now just reading this thread
     
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  11. Oct 11, 2003 #9
    Elan

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    this is the gayest thread ive ever posted in. :greddy2:
     
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  12. Oct 12, 2003 #10
    AgrAde

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    haha, i saw a video of a guys balls getting sucked between the tyre/frame of his bmx, he was going reasonably fast too :rofl:
     
    AgrAde, Oct 12, 2003
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  13. Oct 12, 2003 #11
    OTAdmin

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    :werd: I saw one where a guy was dirt jumping and kinda fell backwards and his nuts got sucked in :O
     
    OTAdmin, Oct 12, 2003
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  14. Oct 12, 2003 #12
    Fast Fashion

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    my balls taste really good with chocolate sauce... or so elan's mom tells me.

    ziiiiiinnng!
     
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  15. Oct 12, 2003 #13
    Elan

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    where the fuck did that come from? :nuts:
     
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  16. Oct 13, 2003 #14
    afrobot

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    Tape em to yer leg>My friend fell off sme scaffolding and ripped his burlap sack open on a nail and his boys saw the light of day .EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    He now tricks girls into comparing scars.He lives in Boulder if anyone wants to see!
     
    afrobot, Oct 13, 2003
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  17. Oct 13, 2003 #15
    Tanner

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    *doubles over in pain* SWEET JESUS!!
     
    Tanner, Oct 13, 2003
    Tanner, Oct 13, 2003