[baltimore]

Some days i ride (usually humid days) my testicles are really satchy, and get in the way of my riding. Maybe i shouldnt wear boxers..i dunno. These things hang over my seat like fucking saddlebags. Anybody else have problems like this? :?

 

[OTAdmin]

can't say I know what satchy is :?

 

[baltimore]

satchy...you know. really droopy. Oposite of tight!

 

[TrialsinKy]

quit reading playboys before you ride and you wont have that problem!

 

[baltimore]

i swear to god, after posting this thread, i go riding.... go to pedal kick this gap and my chain breaks in half. Then i proceed to land on my balls against the stem :wtf: karma sucks

 

[AgrAde]

was riding on my xc... ball slips down between my leg and my seat so its under the seat. stand up without providing ample gap for my ball go ascend between my leg and the seat.

ouchies

 

[baltimore]

a friend of mine sat on his tire and it sucked his balls between the mini seat and his tire. I wasnt there to witness it but he felt the need to show everybody :greddy:

 

[OTAdmin]

My Balls are hurting right now just reading this thread

 

[Elan]

this is the gayest thread ive ever posted in. :greddy2:

 

[AgrAde]

a friend of mine sat on his tire and it sucked his balls between the mini seat and his tire. I wasnt there to witness it but he felt the need to show everybody :greddy:

haha, i saw a video of a guys balls getting sucked between the tyre/frame of his bmx, he was going reasonably fast too :rofl:

 

[OTAdmin]

a friend of mine sat on his tire and it sucked his balls between the mini seat and his tire. I wasnt there to witness it but he felt the need to show everybody :greddy:

haha, i saw a video of a guys balls getting sucked between the tire/frame of his bmx, he was going reasonably fast too :rofl:

:werd: I saw one where a guy was dirt jumping and kinda fell backwards and his nuts got sucked in :O

 

[Fast Fashion]

my balls taste really good with chocolate sauce... or so elan's mom tells me.

ziiiiiinnng!

 

[Elan]

where the fuck did that come from? :nuts:

 

[afrobot]

Tape em to yer leg>My friend fell off sme scaffolding and ripped his burlap sack open on a nail and his boys saw the light of day .EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He now tricks girls into comparing scars.He lives in Boulder if anyone wants to see!

 

[Tanner]

*doubles over in pain* SWEET JESUS!!