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Discussion in 'The Gutter' started by redworm, Nov 4, 2004.

  1. redworm

    redworm ninja pants!

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    So I have had a really shitty week and was wondering if anybody has any new jokes?

    Here's one:

    So this guy is speeding on the way to work and gets pulled over, the cop walks up to the guys window and askes whats his hurry. The driver says I'm in a huge hurry because I'm late for an appointment. The cop says an appointment for what and the man says, well I'm an asshole stretcher and I'm late for stretchin an asshole. The cop is like what the fuck is an asshole stretcher? So the driver says first I start with one finger, then two, then a hand, two hands and pretty soon I'm putting my foot in there and next thing you know I have that thing stretched out to about 6 foot. The cop goes what the fuck do you do with a 6 foot asshole?

    The driver replies, You give it a badge and a gun.
     
  2. Elan

    Elan steve french

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    did you hear about the fire at the reservation?
     

  3. Simonk

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    how did the cannibal dump his girlfriend?

    on the toilet seat.
     
  4. Elan

    Elan steve french

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    cannibals have bad manners? that is a stereotype. you sir, are prejudice.
     
  5. Elan

    Elan steve french

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    as per the fire at hte rez - it was intense.
     
  6. Simonk

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    :wtc: that makes me cry
     
  7. redworm

    redworm ninja pants!

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    Whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?

    It only takes one nail to hang up a picture.

    (is this over the line, I dont think so)
     
  8. Elan

    Elan steve french

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    no, that was fookin hilarious
     
  9. Tanner

    Tanner New Member

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    BWHAHAHHAHAHA :rofl:
     
  10. freeridercam

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    Everything's better on a stick. If the Roman's hadn't nailed J.C. to that two by four, why, he'd be just another Jew.
     
  11. Elan

    Elan steve french

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    pudding isnt better on a stick.
     
  12. Simonk

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    lol @ picture.

    what did the left leg say to the right leg?

    the guy in the middle's a dick.
     
  13. Blackstick

    Blackstick Well-Known Member

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    :rofl:

    I love this one,

    Whats the difference between a bucket of menstrual blood and a bucket of sand?

    You cant gargle sand.


    The line ---------------> I This joke.
     
  14. freeridercam

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    Duuuuuuuuuuuude, Pudding Pops!!! C'mon now.
     
  15. Elan

    Elan steve french

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    clearly that isnt real pudding. its faux
     
  16. freeridercam

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    JELLO Pudding Pops? Dude, you make the pudding, put the stick in, then freeze it. How is that "faux" pudding?
     
  17. Elan

    Elan steve french

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    dont even pretend to understand "why" its faux pudding. it isnt somthing you need to think about, just accept. a lot like the reason for life.
     
  18. freeridercam

    freeridercam le Tall

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    Oh, I see. *rolls eyes*
     
  19. Simonk

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    how can you see if you are rolling your eyes?
     
  20. freeridercam

    freeridercam le Tall

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    It's really not "how" so much as "what"... Go ceiling!

    *eats pudding pop*