7 years of tuition: $14,000 (I'm not at fucking stanford or yale!) 7 years of rent: ? 7 years of classes: too boring to get into 7000 beers: by my drunken guesstimate $5000 making out with 5 nineteen year old girls in 2 days? priceless. oh how I love college, I dont think I"m ever leaving this place. I cant even see straight today.