my grandma forwarded me this

Discussion in 'The Gutter' started by Elan, Mar 26, 2004.

  1. Elan

    Elan steve french

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    Top ten reasons it sucks to be a dick.

    10. You've got a hole in your head.
    9. Your master strangles you all the time.
    8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
    7. You shrink in cold water.
    6. You never get a haircut.
    5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
    4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
    3. Your best friend is a pussy.
    2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

    And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

    1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.
     
  2. Andreas

    Andreas All About Trials

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    hahahaha, funn shit.
    disturbing that your grandma sent that to you though :greddy2:
     

  3. Elan

    Elan steve french

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    aha..she is pretty twisted i guess
     
  4. Justr1ght

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    Nice I think I read that on a bathroom stall once...
    Eric
     
  5. afrobot

    afrobot Aluminum is for recycling

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    I would fuck yer granny.......? :greddy2:
     
  6. ascentrek

    ascentrek Original power yuppie

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  7. el feo

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    your grandma is crazy
     
  8. Elan

    Elan steve french

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    i hear yours is too?