IM A PROFESSIONAL

Discussion in 'Observed Trials Discussion' started by Cryo-Cube, Oct 2, 2004.

  1. Cryo-Cube

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    Shawn Miller had in the JIB MTB Video a shirt with "RELAX IM A PROFESSIONAL" printed on it.

    [[​IMG]img]http://mitglied.lycos/digitalglove/miller.jpg[/img]

    I thought its a funny shirt so i made like 18.3948 of them and put them on my online shop here:
    http://www.spreadshirt.de/shop.php?sid=29401 (shipping covers europe)


    So next time a cop, bystanders or old people give me a angry or scared look i politely point to the shirt with my finger, smile and continue riding (of course, if the cop gets out of the car :nono: i better hit the road :rofl:)


    anyway here are some of them, some euro board visitors might be interested. Maybe i´ll do a american Rick James version later on going like this "Relax Im a professional, BITCH" haha

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  2. AndyT

    AndyT New Member

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    :hsugh:


    whatever floats your boat :dunno:

    I'd prefer

    "RELAX
    I raped your daughter"
     

  3. Allmjm

    Allmjm New Member

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  4. RobbieP

    RobbieP OTN FOR A THOUSAND MORE YEARS I SAY

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    hahhaahahahahahaahahaaha andrew
     
  5. hophopsnap

    hophopsnap Well-Known Member

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    awesome I will get one when I'm falling down a cliff. professional cliff faller thats what
     
  6. Cryo-Cube

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    Or
    "Relax
    I like it up the ass"
     
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  7. AndyT

    AndyT New Member

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    I'd rather have my shirt spelled correctly.


    Seriously why would you ever think anything shaun miller has ever done is "cool" :ugh:
     
  8. Rob.K

    Rob.K Guest

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    You should donate a whole bunch of those T's for all the hookers in the World. They deserve it after all their hard fucking.
     
  9. Cryo-Cube

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    What does Shawn Miller have to do with anythin, apart from the fact that i saw him wearing it on the Jib video and got the idea to make my own shirts?
     
  10. Tanner

    Tanner New Member

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    I'd like to order two of them...maybe three, but E16...eeee, I dunno

    That and the fact that I can't speak German, so...I don't know how to even order.
     
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  11. DanBowhers

    DanBowhers I farted.

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    i saw a dead body while i was out riding today....that makes me a profesional gum shoe
     
  12. Chris

    Chris Well-Known Member

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    Seems like the shirts are very popular :hsugh:
     
  13. DanBowhers

    DanBowhers I farted.

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    :momaru:
     
  14. OTAdmin

    OTAdmin Administrator Staff Member

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    I'm at a loss for where this thread belongs, so its just staying here.
     
  15. Cryo-Cube

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    Do with the thread wahtever you want as it seem people here are only capable of talk shit. Seriously read the whole thread, there is not one serious comment. Just wanted to provide this shirts because i thought the shirts were funny. Imagine bystanders that have never seen or heard about trials watching a trials rider doing some crazy moves and then they read the shirt...
    Guess i was wrong. Close it, delet it, do whatever you want
     
  16. OTAdmin

    OTAdmin Administrator Staff Member

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    They're just giving you their honest opinion on the shirt, albeit in a rather harsh manner. I would have said it differently if I didn't like the shirt (I'm pretty much indifferent to everything at this moment in time), but whatever I guess.
     
  17. AndyT

    AndyT New Member

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    Honest coment:


    It is something really cheezy and very nerdy, which I seriously cannot see anyone actually buying....but this is trials- I guarantee you would get a great response on biketrials.com in between bible studies.
     
  18. [BMF]Andy

    [BMF]Andy New Member

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    I like the shirt
     
  19. AgrAde

    AgrAde From your head to your fists

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    it would be better with proper punctuation.
     
  20. stocktrials

    stocktrials Mitch.

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    oooh lots of nice colours!!! :) tops