holy shit I must be the dumbest fucking kid ever... I was stir-frying dinner a couple minutes ago, and I accidentally spilled a cup of water into the hot oil... OMG the flames were HUGE, I had no idea what to do, i was shiting my pants. Hot oil was splattering everywhere, not to mention the flames were licking the 11 foot ceilings. So I grab the wok and I just freak out, waving it about like the idiot that I am... about 10 seconds later the flames were out. I've got little burns all over my left arm from the oil, and the walls and ceiling are blackened. DAMN.... I'm still shaking... I'm going to get pictures with the digital camera tomorrow of the walls in my kitchen. I think my IQ is getting lower and lower every day.