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pictures will be springing up in here that i took over in France-land. dont let little kids see them and if there are ovulating females around, dont let them see it either cus this stuff is potent enough to get them pregnant from like 15 feet away.
 

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oh yeah, here are the pictures:

his balance is better than yours:


he also does crazy stuff with gnar death level falls on the backside if you dont make it. this was stupidly hard. no his bash/crank/pedals didnt touch. sick yet?


you wish you had a pair this big and manly. Gilles going up something bigger than american suv's. thats not a kicker either. not really at least. it's more of an uphill slope. xc racers dont like climbs like he used to get up this.
 

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see i told you it just made a grown man have three periods. tampons are on third row next to the ept tests.
 

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try dropping in on a natural halfpipe with like 3 feet of vert from a nose pick. it's like hard and sthtuff.


Giacomo is so manly he made the lake shit itself. this was seriously not a pose i just snapped this while he wasnt looking. then we laughed.


i didnt fly into london but i did go through france then i got to see Jaco's underpants. this is about half a second before he backpedaled in oder to not land with his pedal touchign the rock. you cant tell from this pic but the run up was on this beach and it was way sloppy- sloppier than any sloppy joe i have ever seen. and i have seen a lot of sloppy joes.
 

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yes but i might as well have just packed 70 pounds of toilet paper. i rode a lot but i also crashed a lot. anyone want to see what a concrete pipe does to the back of your knee?
 

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in the words of Mark "gap over a pit of alligators in a room full of anthrax" Kalix...It looks like somebody has a 'non sexual male crush' on the Coust boys... :greddy:
 

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anthrax runs away when it knows the coust brothers are coming to town.

i hurt. still- my knee wont bend right without hurting like a bastard. it got darker than this and the bruise spread a bunch more. i tried to be like the bros and i paid the price. this trip made me realize full and well that i am not a good trials rider... yet
 

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that is harsh! but where is it? the back of the knee you say...

EDIT: never mind I get it. That nosepick to natural vert pic looks amazing!
 

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Very nice pics. More soon = better. And by the way Dan I just meet Mark the other week ago and he's hilarious.
Martin
 

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i see the tag on the knee picture, i hope nobody steals it.teehee.. j/k


anywho, i have never heard them talk, how fluent are they in the english? probably no problem....

i dont know weather to hate you or love you, but it looks liek you had a good damn time.
 

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gilles speaks trials english and can understand it well enough to get by. giacomo and michel both speak plenty well enough to get by.

pancho- dont worry abotu your girlfriend- they have their own that will want to come too. might want to keep her away anyways because she might get knocked up from man-radiation. when you kick as much ass as they do it just sort of happens.

they ride bikes good.

hook up stuff steep much?


this was insane:


thomas oehler doing a really really good coustellier impression:
 
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