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Gardenfan
03-18-2004, 09:02 PM
It likes to gap. It is still super ghey to the max though.

http://www.trialsdorks.com/images/zoo1.jpg
http://www.trialsdorks.com/images/zoo2.jpg

average mike
03-18-2004, 09:09 PM
Man, that is the gayest bike i have ever seen. But really, nice bike man.

Gardenfan
03-18-2004, 09:12 PM
No really, it is gay. It gaps like a damn, and short entryups crazy style. But it is still a ZOO!. But at least it isn't an even more homosexual Pitbull.

Gardenfan
03-18-2004, 09:14 PM
and with that ghey monty fork the wheelbase measures to 1067, measured both sides.

Andreas
03-18-2004, 09:28 PM
.....have fun on it?

Gardenfan
03-18-2004, 09:34 PM
Ya its a gay old time.

Elan
03-18-2004, 11:15 PM
thats the nicest zoo i have ever seen..ahaha..except my old one...

Gardenfan
03-18-2004, 11:21 PM
the gayness could be less compounded if my lever and brake matched, and weren't yellow. If the fork matched the frame. andn uh, it wasn't a ZOO.

Oh shit, I have to renew my registration, FACK

Rob.K
03-19-2004, 03:27 AM
Um your joking right. Ya the lever and b rake are different but who cares.

Where do you live in Alberta. If you don't mind me asking.


Hey Sonic what length Knifen is that. The 400mm or the 420mm.??

Sonic
03-19-2004, 07:24 AM
Hey Sonic what length Knifen is that. The 400mm or the 420mm.??

Um, I didnt post anywhere in this thread, but I have the short knifen, 400mm. :)

Gardenfan
03-19-2004, 09:40 AM
I live in the Red Deer. This bike added about 6 or so inches to my gaps. Previous best was 7 feet on the zebdi, but I usually could nail6'8" with some regularity. couple hours on this bike yesterday, and I hit up like 7 and change. Short entry ups are so easy, I thought I was doing good withthem on the zebdi, but this bike makes em about 200X easier.

And yes the fucking brakes should match, and not be yellow. Yellow was cool like in 1992, its not cool no more.

PS I need a brake booster bad, gonna have to make one as I am one cheap mothafucker.

Bryan
03-21-2004, 10:48 AM
Elan's zoo is better cause it is an XTP. :D

uownme
03-21-2004, 01:43 PM
No really, it is gay. It gaps like a damn, and short entryups crazy style. But it is still a ZOO!. But at least it isn't an even more homosexual Pitbull.

You are right, pitbulls are the most homosexual bike you can own..

Rob.K
03-21-2004, 02:28 PM
I still want a Pitbull. So I can be gay too :joshers:

reallynotcaren
03-30-2004, 11:37 AM
Whast wrong with the pit bull. I was thinken about getting one. Yea its kinda gay. But it is a nice bike. I just dont know how strong it is.

Bloodhound
03-30-2004, 12:25 PM
Nice car.

What fork is that?

uownme
03-30-2004, 06:50 PM
Whast wrong with the pit bull. I was thinken about getting one. Yea its kinda gay. But it is a nice bike. I just dont know how strong it is.

I own a pitbull, they are still gay though. I doubt you will have any problems strength wise with it...

Gardenfan
03-30-2004, 07:15 PM
Zoo is the ghey. Doesn't matter what product it is.

They are Monty forks, which surprisingly have not broken yet despite being well over a year old, or probably more.

The Zoo boa is now a Planet X Boa. Looks way better, and people won't make fun of my bike being a homosexual anymore.

AgrAde
03-30-2004, 10:03 PM
are you the same guy that slapped planet x stickers on his boa and everyone thought it was the new px frame and accused planet x of copying zoo?

that thread was hilarious, wherever and whenever it was.

Gardenfan
03-30-2004, 10:06 PM
hahaha No, that wasn't me. That was some guy who repainted an pirhana or something. At the competition there were some large PX stickers, so I thought what the hell. They are very similar to the stickers on the new Tibo. Looks like it came that way almost.