Quote of the day

Discussion in 'The Gutter' started by RomanC, Dec 16, 2003.

  1. RomanC

    RomanC Well-Known Member

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    Similar to the alcoholic or POD thread rules. Post a quote that interests you for some reason.

    I'll start
    "Drinking and night swimming... a winning combination" Lenny on the Simpsons
     
  2. DaneBrammage

    DaneBrammage New Member

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    Line from an action movie hero, overheard while I was passing a TV someone was watching, "shut your mouth! If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you!!"
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    Is Inbred in the house?
     

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    Allmjm New Member

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  4. Elan

    Elan steve french

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    that is kind of disturbing
     
  5. Haukaas

    Haukaas New Member

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    a quote a lot of you forum users could use:
    "True knowledge is knowing you know nothing"-Socrates
     
  6. Elan

    Elan steve french

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    "those who would give up liberty for security deserve neither" =Ben franklin
     
  7. WhiteRavenKS

    WhiteRavenKS Well-Known Member

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    haha, im going to tell that to this broad in my journailistic writing class... she wants to have sex with the patriot act.. i doubt i will ever be effected by it but i really enjoy pissing her off all the time....

    my quote: "I'm the Dude so that's what you call me..ya know ah, that or his Dudeness or duder or El Dudereno if you're not into the whole brevity thing." - Jeff bridges, The Big Lebowski
    (one of the best movies you could ever see... if you havent seen it, get off your nuts and buy it on dvd)
     
  8. Elan

    Elan steve french

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    kevin- you might want to do some research on Viet Dinh, the author of the patriot act, he said some things that are contrary to the way that it is being currently translated and applied. i cant remember the exact quote thoug, he migh have even written an article or somthing to the effect?
     
  9. Tanner

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    "Give me liberty, or give me death!" - Patrick Henry
    "We must all hang together, or hang seperately" - Benjamin Franklin

    "Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

    "I regret to say that I only have one life to give to my country." - Nathan Hale

    The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
    Oscar Wilde

    Vivir en miedo es virir a media.(A life lived in fear is a life half-lived)
    Strictly Ballroom

    Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music...
    Kristian Wilson, CEO, Nintendo Gaming Corporation, Inc,

    It is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.
    Abraham Maslow

    It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
    Voltaire

    Out of convicted rapists, 57% admitted to reading pornography. 95% admitted to reading the Bible.

    I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart about, and don't let anyone tell you any different.
    Kurt Vonnegut

    Science can tell us what is happening, and how, but surely not why.
    Edward Abbey

    Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.

    Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.

    Reporter: "What do you think of Western Civilization?" M.K. Gandhi: "I think it would be a good idea."

    Togetherness is not caused by physical proximity but by believing in the same cause with the same intensity.

    It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper
    Rod Serling

    Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
     
  10. Tanner

    Tanner New Member

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  11. AndyT

    AndyT New Member

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    "Quotes are fucking gay"


    - Andrew Tonkery



    oh and "stefahn smokes pole"
     
  12. afrobot

    afrobot Aluminum is for recycling

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    From my desk calendar...'An apt and true reply was given to Alexander
    the Great by a pirate who had been seized.For when that king had asked the man what he meant by keeping hostile posession of the sea,he answered with bold pride."What thou a robber, Whilst thou who dost with a great fleet art styled emperor."
    -St.Augustine,The City Of God

    "God made dirt and dirt bust ya azz!"
    -Old Dirty Bastard

    "Voice or no voice ,the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.That is easy.All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked ,and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
    -Herman Goering,
    at the Nuremburg TRIALS!

    "We do know of certain knowledge ,that he is either in Afganistan,or in some other country, or dead"
    -Donald Rumsfeld,
    on whereabouts of Osama bin Laden

    "Hey there bartender ,can I owe you the cash? 'Cause the end of the world well it came in a flash,and I know that tommorrow I'll have some new excuse ,to cry tears for my water, and pour whisky in my shoes."
    -Frank Black
     
  13. Pancho

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    95% of statistics are made up....
     
  14. RomanC

    RomanC Well-Known Member

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    "To alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problem" Homer
     
  15. RomanC

    RomanC Well-Known Member

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    "Live is like eating shit mixed with candy. Sometimes you have to eat a whole lot of shit before you get to any candy" me
     
  16. Dan-Slicktrixtrials.tk

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    If you want a rainbow, you have to put up with the rain-Dolly Parton

    And people say she's just a big pair of tits

    David Brent
     
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    average mike New Member

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    "Did you just say big meat?" - Peter Griffin.
     
  18. Fast Fashion

    Fast Fashion Youth in Asia?

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    "ooooh i like your hair" some stupid bitch that wanted my balls last night
     
  19. DanBowhers

    DanBowhers I farted.

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    "listen bitch i'm a tough act to follow, suck my dick and here's a nut sac to swallow"
    -Swollen Members

    Kitty: "Are those beers going to make your life any better?"
    Kelso: "Not if you dont let us drink them"
    -That 70s Show
     
  20. [BMF]Andy

    [BMF]Andy New Member

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    Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
    -Sean Connery in "The Rock"